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So I woke up this morning, thinking I'd spend a little time cleaning around the house and then I would sit down in front of my computer and finish writing the conclusion of a multi-character pasta/story/fanfic/WHATEVER THE FUCK PEOPLE CALL IT THESE DAYS that I've been working on since early November to help stimulate my creative mind to help me finish the versus pasta I've been trying to complete for almost an entire goddamn year. And I was considering posting a Zalgo-related sketch I've had sitting on my computer waiting to upload. 

That was before I went onto DA to check my messages and saw that PocketChuii's name was grayed out and had a line through it. And since there is no "!" next to the username, I'm assuming/hoping Pocket wasn't permabanned and willingly deactivated the account.

I read through all the journal entries Pocket wrote within the last 24 hours and I've decided I'm sick of all this "teh new guys are ruining teh fandom" BULLSHIT I KEEP READING.
 
Yesterday I wrote up a nice, calm journal entry trying to explain to Creepypasta fans that they need to respect the headcanons and ideas of others, which I saved in my stash because I thought this fandom was mature enough to understand such a basic concept.

APPARENTLY I WAS MISINFORMED!


You know what?

FUCK BEING NICE. 


To all the folks in the CreepyPasta community who were involved in CreepyPasta back when it was a tiny writing community, and now you think it's just a bunch of shitty internet 'horror' stories and the community is overrun with hordes of 13-year old fangirls, "tumblrtards", and "deviantautists", which have all ruined the CreepyPasta fandom, and go around sneering at the newer members of the community without provocation:


FUCK YOU, YOU PACK OF SELF-RIGHTEOUS, CONDESCENDING, ELITIST JACKASSES. 


Oh, so you were part of CreepyPasta back when it was only a group of budding authors looking to improve their abilities to write short-story horror, before Slenderman and PewDiePie came along and drew a lot more attention to your community? 


Congrat-u-fucking-lations! You liked CreepyPasta "before it was cool", so that makes you an Internet hipster! That and $2 will get you something on the Dollar Menu! 


THE FACT YOU WERE IN THE PASTA FANDOM FIRST HAS AS MUCH VALUE AS A GIANT BURNING BAG OF DOGSHIT


I'LL SAY IT AGAIN


SENIORITY IN THE PASTA FANDOM HAS NO AUTOMATIC VALUE.



Your opinions are not CreepyPasta's equivalent to the FUCKING GODDAMN 10 COMMANDMENTS


THERE IS NO SACRED INTERNET LAW DECREEING THAT EVERYONE WHO CONSIDERS THEMSELVES PART OF CREEPYPASTA'S FANDOM MUST CONFORM TO YOUR NARROW-MINDED, XENOPHOBIC OPINION OF HOW THE FANDOM SHOULD ACT OR FACE CONDEMNATION AS "RUINING" 'YOUR FANDOM'.


NEWSFLASH ASSHOLES!


CREEPYPASTA IS NOT JUST YOUR FANDOM. IT BELONGS TO EVERYONE WHO CONSIDERS THEMSELVES PART OF THE PASTA FANDOM, REGARDLESS OF HOW NEW THEY ARE OR HOW THEY ENJOY THEIR PASTA.


[Your opinion as an older member of the fandom CAN have value and carry weight among other fans, but only if you gain people's respect first. Otherwise you're just another asshole with a worthless opinion on the Internet. In other words, quit being an arrogant prick to everyone and people might take you seriously.]

You know who is really "ruining" the pasta fandom?


IT'S ARROGANT LITTLE PASTA ELITIST SHITS LIKE YOU WHO ARE RUINING THE FANDOM FOR EVERYONE ELSE! 


So some of the new pasta fans are drawing yaoi of characters, or making them all cutesy and harmless-looking, or making cheesy, one-dimensional Creepypasta OCs that take Mary-Suedom to a whole new plane of existence? OMG! They're shipping characters X & Y together! OH THE HUMANITY!!

And you know what?


THAT HAPPENS IN EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN FANDOM IN EXISTENCE. 

IT'S A NATURAL, NORMAL BYPRODUCT OF THE INTERNET. 


You know what makes Creepypasta different from most fandoms? It needs fresh creative souls to keep the entire Pasta fandom from going stale and dying off.


Remember that small circle of promising horror writers that started the whole CreepyPasta phenomenon? 


WELL IT'S PASTA ELITIST SNOBS LIKE YOU WHO ARE DRIVING AWAY ALL THE CURRENT AND FUTUREWRITING TALENT BY BEING TOTAL FUCKING ASSHOLES TOWARD EVERYONE WHO HAS A DIFFERENT OPINION ON WHAT MAKES A CREEPYPASTA!


I've already seen several people leave the pasta fandom in disgust over this 'conform or be cast out as a 'heathen MarySue-creating failure' attitude you elitist assholes have.


YOU ARE THE REASON CREEPYPASTA'S GOING DOWNHILL SO FAST. 

THE SHIPPING/OCS/KAWAIIFICATION ISN'T GOING TO DESTROY THE PASTA FANDOM, BUT YOUR ARROGANCE IS SURE AS DOING A DAMN FINE JOB OF WRECKING IT!! 


TL;DR: There is no FUCKING TL;DR. I know you're not illiterate. Quit being lazy and read the whole thing.


*stomps off to find some tables to flip over in rage*

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  • Mood: Rant
  • Drinking: Monster Energy
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an-angels-plea Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2014  Student General Artist
Yes. This. Opinions are like assholes - everyone has one. I'm glad to live and let live (or let die, as the case may be). I'm no fan of Suetastic OCs, but if someone wants to make one, that's their prerogative. I have no right to tell them "OMFG GTFO YOU'RE RUINING EVERYTHING!!!" I am a part of several fandoms, and every fandom I've seen has them. It's par for the course. It's the elitist fuckwads who should be booted; they're the ones who drive new talent away, and that's what will be the death of this fandom.
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Kowalski4eva Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2014
How butthurt can you be?
I call myself creepypasta elitist because of all the people that say "omg Jeff the Killer is so KAWAII x333333" and people acting like these monsters are cute happy beings that live together. 
I only like Creepypastas when they're actually SCARY not these over-hyped bullshit like Ben Drowned and Jeff the Killer. And yes, half the fandom is a bunch of squealing weeaboo 13 year olds that want to "raep xDDDD Jeff-kun". 
THATS what I'm an elitist on. 
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Toxicpineapples Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Amen.

There was some elitist that thought that Offendermand was ruining the fandom. And another that thought Pony creepypastas + Pastamonsters was as well.
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AgentMaryland93 Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2014
Oi, and I thought JB fangirls and MLP 'enforcers' were bad :iconfacepalmplz: if this is how Elitists are going to act, they should be dropped from the community. Let them see how it feels to be bashed and forgotten. The reason they act so 'holier than thou' is because they think they're safe. They have gotten comfy on their self made thrones and they think they can't be knocked off.
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xionshiyin Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I'm on my phone and only got 2 lines of text that was 4worda axcross on my screen XD bit goofyness aside I totaly agree with you.
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x0Rum-Pirate-Ranni0x Featured By Owner Dec 19, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
These are wise words, we need to spread this around various groups....
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KiraCreator21 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hoy shit there are some big-ass letters in here.
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Sonicatron Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2013  Student Digital Artist
*slow clap*
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creepyfanfcition Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
So true thank for saying the truth cause it needed to come out
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Xstarrywonder Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
The problem with a lot of new people isn't that they're new, it's that they're immature and don't know anything about the stories they claim to love. If someone hates someone just for being new, then yeah, they're elitist. It isn't elitist to be annoyed that the majority of the people in the fandom are obnoxious, ignorant, preteens.
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