That was before I went onto DA to check my messages and saw that PocketChocolate's name was grayed out and had a line through it. And since there is no "!" next to the username, I'm assuming/hoping Pocket wasn't permabanned and willingly deactivated the account.
I read through all the journal entries Pocket wrote within the last 24 hours and I've decided I'm sick of all this "teh new guys are ruining teh fandom" BULLSHIT I KEEP READING.
Yesterday I wrote up a nice, calm journal entry trying to explain to Creepypasta fans that they need to respect the headcanons and ideas of others, which I saved in my stash because I thought this fandom was mature enough to understand such a basic concept.
APPARENTLY I WAS MISINFORMED!
You know what?
FUCK BEING NICE.
To all the folks in the CreepyPasta community who were involved in CreepyPasta back when it was a tiny writing community, and now you think it's just a bunch of shitty internet 'horror' stories and the community is overrun with hordes of 13-year old fangirls, "tumblrtards", and "deviantautists", which have all ruined the CreepyPasta fandom, and go around sneering at the newer members of the community without provocation:
FUCK YOU, YOU PACK OF SELF-RIGHTEOUS, CONDESCENDING, ELITIST JACKASSES.
Oh, so you were part of CreepyPasta back when it was only a group of budding authors looking to improve their abilities to write short-story horror, before Slenderman and PewDiePie came along and drew a lot more attention to your community?
Congrat-u-fucking-lations! You liked CreepyPasta "before it was cool", so that makes you an Internet hipster! That and $2 will get you something on the Dollar Menu!
THE FACT YOU WERE IN THE PASTA FANDOM FIRST HAS AS MUCH VALUE AS A GIANT BURNING BAG OF DOGSHIT.
I'LL SAY IT AGAIN:
SENIORITY IN THE PASTA FANDOM HAS NO AUTOMATIC VALUE.
Your opinions are not CreepyPasta's equivalent to the FUCKING GODDAMN 10 COMMANDMENTS.
THERE IS NO SACRED INTERNET LAW DECREEING THAT EVERYONE WHO CONSIDERS THEMSELVES PART OF CREEPYPASTA'S FANDOM MUST CONFORM TO YOUR NARROW-MINDED, XENOPHOBIC OPINION OF HOW THE FANDOM SHOULD ACT OR FACE CONDEMNATION AS "RUINING" 'YOUR FANDOM'.
CREEPYPASTA IS NOT JUST YOUR FANDOM. IT BELONGS TO EVERYONE WHO CONSIDERS THEMSELVES PART OF THE PASTA FANDOM, REGARDLESS OF HOW NEW THEY ARE OR HOW THEY ENJOY THEIR PASTA.
[Your opinion as an older member of the fandom CAN have value and carry weight among other fans, but only if you gain people's respect first. Otherwise you're just another asshole with a worthless opinion on the Internet. In other words, quit being an arrogant prick to everyone and people might take you seriously.]
You know who is really "ruining" the pasta fandom?
IT'S ARROGANT LITTLE PASTA ELITIST SHITS LIKE YOU WHO ARE RUINING THE FANDOM FOR EVERYONE ELSE!
So some of the new pasta fans are drawing yaoi of characters, or making them all cutesy and harmless-looking, or making cheesy, one-dimensional Creepypasta OCs that take Mary-Suedom to a whole new plane of existence? OMG! They're shipping characters X & Y together! OH THE HUMANITY!!
And you know what?
THAT HAPPENS IN EVERY SINGLE GODDAMN FANDOM IN EXISTENCE.
IT'S A NATURAL, NORMAL BYPRODUCT OF THE INTERNET.
You know what makes Creepypasta different from most fandoms? It needs fresh creative souls to keep the entire Pasta fandom from going stale and dying off.
Remember that small circle of promising horror writers that started the whole CreepyPasta phenomenon?
WELL IT'S PASTA ELITIST SNOBS LIKE YOU WHO ARE DRIVING AWAY ALL THE CURRENT AND FUTUREWRITING TALENT BY BEING TOTAL FUCKING ASSHOLES TOWARD EVERYONE WHO HAS A DIFFERENT OPINION ON WHAT MAKES A CREEPYPASTA!
I've already seen several people leave the pasta fandom in disgust over this 'conform or be cast out as a 'heathen MarySue-creating failure' attitude you elitist assholes have.
YOU ARE THE REASON CREEPYPASTA'S GOING DOWNHILL SO FAST.
THE SHIPPING/OCS/KAWAIIFICATION ISN'T GOING TO DESTROY THE PASTA FANDOM, BUT YOUR ARROGANCE IS SURE AS DOING A DAMN FINE JOB OF WRECKING IT!!
TL;DR: There is no FUCKING TL;DR. I know you're not illiterate. Quit being lazy and read the whole thing.
*stomps off to find some tables to flip over in rage*